Yasar Khan's post for "Star of NEEV 2012"

(Empty Stage, event running 1 hour behind schedule)Narrator: Welcome to Neev 2012, Quantum Surge(whatever that means)!!!! The biggest fest in the whole frickin’ India. Yes people, we are back. Bigger and better. We have the biggest surprise in store for you. Very sorry for the delay. (All of a sudden, all the lights go out and it starts to thunder) Forget Felix Baumgartner. We have the one and only Rajnikanth doing a space jump for us today. He is currently standing on the moon, looking to land on the stage. And he takes the jump!!!! Yes bitches, it’s for REAL (Crowd goes berserk. A voice says- KHAMOSH!!!.) (Everyone looks up) There it is- Rajni coming down dancing to Boom Boom Robo. Rajni comes and stops 5 feet above the stage, waits there for 10 secs and then lands with a BANG, literally. All the 10,000 people in the campus bounce up with the building due to the sheer intensity and then come down. Unfortunately, the exam dept. room is damaged irreparably.

RAJNIKANTH: Enna raskala, can you feel it?!?!(The crowd goes berserk again, shouting uncontrollably) RK: Saary far the delay, jangos. The Emperor of Jupiter caaled me far dinner. Raskala, it was a canspiracy. His guards started shooting at me. Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral, MIND IT. Yenyway, we are 1 awar late. Eh Time raskala, go back 1 awar ra( Time goes back an hour. All perfect now) Do you want to start mamas?!?!?!( Crowd starts shouting again) RK: I welcome Neev to this event. I thank Subbu sir and all the beautiful Neev committee girls for caaling me. Subbu is my childhood friend, that’s why I am nat charging any money ra. If I charge money, this kalej will become bankrupt. The main sponsors are ExxonMobil, Yapple, Rolls Royce, NASA, Starbucks, KFC and Nike. Prizes worth 1 billion rupees are to be won. Jive Wars(Hrithik Roshan vs Michael Jackson( I requested him to come back to life for a day)), ShowStopper(Megan Fox will be walking), War of the DJs( David Guetta vs DJ Aqeel), Rap it Up(Eminem vs Pitbull), Vichaar Ch. 3(Downey Jr. vs Johnny Depp vs Barney Stinson vs Sheldon) and WrestleMania(Messi vs Ronaldo) are some of the events we have for you….

But the Main Event is called Augustus, RAJNIKANTH- The Hunt for India’s Biggest Superstar.Aal India is fighting about who is the better Khan and best actor. Aal of them are children before me. Hahahaha. I say we decide it RIGHT HERE,RIGHT NOW, ON THE BIGGEST PLATFORM OF ‘EM ALL-NEEV 2012!!!. Waat say jangos?!?!?!(Crowd goes berserk again) Today’s participants are Aamir, Salman And Shah Rukh. Each one of them will come here and tell us why they are the best and I will craas question them. Whoever gives the best answer to my question will be crowned RAJNIKANTH. He will get a chance to premiere his next movie in Neev 2013 and will also get special acting tips from me, MIND IT.  The winner will also get an all expenses paid trip to the Moon. I will be the personal guide. So AAR YOU READY RASAKALAS?!?!?!.... First to come, Aamir

(Apni Toh Paathshaala plays in the background and Aamir comes hitting  his bum)…AK: Oh teri yaar!Now what should I tell about myself. Neev has invited me, it’s a big honour. Hehe. You all know, hehe, my film 3 Idiots is the highest grosser of all time. I am the Perfectionist. I even do my potty perfectly. I will give 100 takes for one shot. All my films are blockbusters, just like Neev. Hehe. I am the highest paid actor. So basically, I am the no. 1. I want to premiere Dhoom 3 in Neev 2013. Rajni sir, please declare me the winner. I have to go home quickly and play with my dog, Shahrukh. Rajnikanth: Aamir raskala, your height ends where it starts ra. You look like a chakalate boy still. Aal the directors and yactresses cry after working with you.Ghajini? Caapied. Aal films blockbusters? Mangal Pandey?? You don’t come to award functions coz you are jealous of SRK. And waat? You will deliver a baby with a vacuum cleaner….Get last raskala…best actor my foot. Try yar luck in En-route.

(Aaya re aaya Bodyguard plays in the background) SK: hmmm, I am enjoying a golden run. 4 blockbusters in a row. All the girls are crazy about me. Everyone is scared of me. I am the most eligible bachelor. I want to take my honey to the moon. I want to premiere Kick in Neev 2013.Being Human will sponsor Neev from next year. Give me the award. Rajnikanth: Salman raskala, you aar so desperate to get the award because even after 22 yrs in the industry, you haven’t won a single award. Yaar face is exactly like that Kristen Stewart’s face ra. Emotionless. Himesh Reshammiya’s face has more expressions. All yaar girlfriends leave you and go. Who will you take to the moon? You are in the industry for 22 yrs ra…Why are yar films successful only now? Being Human? First become Human Being ra!Try yr luck in Ignisense.

(Zara Dil Ko Thaam Lo plays in the background) SRK: R R R Rajni Sir, I I I w want t to tell you  th th Rajnikanth: SRK raskala, you will complete your sentence in Neev 2015. You want to become Rajnikanth??? I am RAJNIKANTH. I can delete Recycle bin. I counted to infinity twice. I can run faster than light. While doing push ups, I push the earth down. I gave Mona Lisa that smile. I once asked a boy to shut up in his childhood. His name is Manmohan Singh and he still doesn’t speak.  Waat can you do ra? Don’t speak ra. Just do and show something I can’t

SRK:*Spreads out arms wide in his trademark style*( Crowd goes bonkers!!!!Starts chanting, “SRK SRK SRK!!!!!”) RK:  Laydies and Gentlewomen, baays and girls, rasakalas and raskalis, your winner and the undisputed king. He will rule, Jab Tak Hai Jaan, Jab Tak Hai Jaan!!! (The End. SRK wins Rajnikanth. Chennai Express will be premiered in Neev 2013. Red Chillies will come to hire in campus for finals placements next year and recruit Yasar Khan. From next year on, the main event will be called SRK and not Rajnikanth. Rajnikanth has a nervous breakdown and retires from acting)See y’all in Neev 2013. MIND IT!!!

All of the lights

All of MBA. Right from the first day. This entire semester. Half of the next one. All of it spent in putting

together every ingredient to its absolute perfection as we stand up to see the ascent of NEEV 2012.

We can almost taste it. For us NEEVers energy levels have reached levels never before experienced. I

never previously understood what it meant to taste the excitement in the air, but here it is. Electricity in

the air and all we think about is what an ultravaganza its going to be!

The road hasn’t been easy so far, but something tells me its all going to be worth it.

The world is apparently ending in 2012? Well, every ending has a new beginning… And if this is an

ending? We will give you the Big Bang for the new creation.

LET THERE BE NEEV……….

Fasten Your Seatbelts!!

It’s getting closer. Neev. the biggest b-school festival in India. Now international, it will play host to the best and the biggest Competitions. Mind Blowing Celebrity Night in Galactica will obviously also be in store. The best student manager hunt at Augustus will be the highlight of this three day extravaganza.


 The mystery surrounding the event will soon be unravelled. The struggle and hard work of 22 Neevers working constantly , day and night, over more than 22 weeks to put up a spectacle, the most awaited show, will finally come into light. We  worked hard..gave our best..convinced..stuggled..reached new highs..fought with others..fought with our own selves..slogged..made efforts..sometimes valiant..sometimes embarrassing..sometimes worth fame..sometimes critical..sometimes worth applause..sometimes just SATISFYING.just..


There will be pain..for those who will be agonisingly close to winning, agonisingly close. Joy.. for those who will win the battle, ecstasy..for all those who will be a part of this scintillating marvel, anxiety..for all those who will be locking horns during the three days, inspiration.. for all those who will listen to the most respected people in the Industry at Atlantis Diaries, trembling.. for those who will be facing the most intricate, surgical and challenging questions in Augustus, exhilaration..for all those who will witness the top undergraduate colleges battling it out in the Jive Wars and the ShowStoppers. For us though, it will be a mix of all these feelings and emotions in addition to that most important feeling. PRIDE.


Fasten your seat belts folks coz NEEV is now just around the corner.





Written by Mithil Ajmera

Augustus is back!!!

How do you top the flagship event of India’s biggest B-school fest? The question is simple, the

answer not so much. Augustus, the hunt for India’s ‘Best Student Manager’ is back!!

Last year Augustus witnessed stupendous participation from top B schools in India. The only

element that could transcend the success of Augustus would be to take the event international! So

we did. This year Neev- The Quantum Surge will bear testimony to budding managers from across

the world, as we take Augustus to new heights.

As a part of the organising committee it is an overwhelming experience to be associated with an

event of such grandeur, a feeling shared by the team as a whole. The responsibility to match the

expectations of the aftermath of Augustus- 2011 is a herculean task, but the association with an

event of such vigour gives you enough motivation to outperform yourself as an individual.

The participants will fight not only for the prize money, but also for the prestigious title

of “Augustus”, as this time it gets bigger, tougher and global in a showcase of intelligence with

dexterity and whimsicalness.

Get ready for Augustus 2012- The biggest blow of the arcane force, NEEV 2012.

-          Written by Diki Dolma, Augustus Committee 

Why should you be at NEEV?

In 2005, Symbiosis Centre of Management and Human Resource Development ( SCMHRD ) was an unknown college that people didn’t care about. Today? Its broken into the top 15 and has gone ahead of its 50 year old sister institute as well. NEEV too witnessed a gargantuan resurrection in 2006 as a part of its rebirth.

Augustus then came into being and soon became THE event for business school students, in terms of the challenge as well as the accolades.

Every year since then, it has just grown and grown.

Last year, it hit some magical numbers

1      Budget of close to 80 lakhs

2      Bschool fest with Undergraduate involvement

3      Umpteen celebrities like

a.       Raghu, of Roadies fame

b.      Tehseen Poonawalla

c.       Papa CJ

d.      Hard Kaur

e.      Sivamani

f.        A S K Reddy of GMR Group

g.       Ravi Pisharody of Tata Motors

That’s just to name a few……..

So, why should you be at NEEV 2012? Well, the tradition is to keep getting bigger.  As I write this, I cannot help but smile at whats been written so far. Because, I know what it is we NEEVers are writing… right now!

                                                                

Isn’t this all you ever aspired for?????

December is descending upon us and so is The Quantum Surge.

Days are long & nights are gloomy. Yet I survive; awestruck at the glimpse of the future. Future

that bears no fear; has no limits & is beyond the realm of the ordinary. We at SCMHRD are laying

the foundation of that future called NEEV 2012. This Quantum Surge will rehabilitate your mind

& eventually your body, you just need to feel it. When you let it flow through you; you can feel it

cleansing your soul to change you into a new human capable of Courage to stand up to anything,

Compassion to heal the wounded & Creativity to change the world.

Isn’t this all you ever aspired for?????

Experience this ephemeral opportunity for enlightenment at NEEV 2012.

Written By Tushar Sood

NEEV......SCMHRD’s Magnum Opus!!

Symbiosis International University has a whopping 29 colleges under its umbrella. Among these colleges, each B-School has its own fest that they take pride in.

However, the crown jewel of the all the fests in the Symbiosis fraternity is our very own NEEV. SCMHRD’s flagship event has left all its rivals far far behind...trailing in the dust storm mustered up due the sheer velocity of NEEV’s progress.

SCMHRD too has risen meteorically and as it continues to set new standards and break more barriers, NEEV too promises to grow by leaps and bounds.

So be proud SCMHRDians....NEEV is already the talk of the town... a magnum opus...and it won’t take long in becoming a legend...